I’ve heard rumours of happy endings at spas but I just believed they were simply rumours.
This was before Friday when I visited a spa in Birmingham.
To be honest, I just needed someone to press my back, nothing more. Happy ending never crossed my mind.
At the entrance, it was cash only.
It’s contactless almost everywhere in the UK, and I never hold cash. Ffs, it was 10pm. Where am I gonna get cash?
Luckily, there was a cash machine right outside the spa.
I withdrew £100 cash, the spa massage was £40, I paid and I was asked to wait in a room.
I was given a towel and asked to undress and lie on the bed.
I laid down naked waiting. 4mins later, more like a Caucasian lady came in with bikini.
“I’m gonna be giving you a massage tonight if you don’t mind”, she said in the sweetest tone possible. Her voice was calming. Gadamn!h
I also responded gently, with a smirk on my face and in a flirty manner, “That’s absolutely fine with me”.
She smiled and turned away from me to get the oil. I was able to see her backside, she’s definitely not British. If I ever needed another confirmation asides the accent, that was it. The bunda was massive.
As I laid down, the towel only covering my butt, she poured the oil on my body
starting from my neck area. Bro, the rush of adrenaline, she hasn’t even touched me yet.
The massage started and she was as soft as a napkin. Gosh, being a footballer isn’t good, you get massaged by your mates and their hands make you feel everyone’s hands are same, fu****g hard.
She was so gentle. I forgot to mention, Nina Simone was playing in the background and the lights were blue. Everything was perfect, my D started to react. The id*ot never knows when to behave. Zero composure.
She whispered into my ears, asking if I liked it, damn. She’s deliberate with these acts. My mind began to wander.
After 5 minutes of massaging my back and shoulders, she went down my butts, bro, I was having goosebumps, my body was shaking, these touches were too sensual.
Y’all didn’t tell me that’s how this spa thing was, oh my days!
“We can actually go further than these if you want”, she said.
I thought it was Nina Simone’s voice initially, but it was this beautiful masseuse. I raised my head and looked back, “did you mean that?”.
I bet she’s had a feel of my D and saw how erect it was. Maybe she’s trying to advantage of me👀
“Yes, I did mean that, but it’ll cost you some….”, she gestured the money sign.
“How much are we talking about here?”, I was curious.
She said we could have a quickie for £200.
LOL. My erection disappeared. I have seen yansh and yours won’t be the first, abeg massage me let me leave here.
